Looking For Meaningful Ways To Kill Time? Here Are Some Funny Things To Say To Siri

Spend your time wisely and have a fun and meaningful conversation with Siri. (Source: FreeMake)

Siri has always been a reliable voice assistant for the iPhone and iPad users. He (or a she if you set Siri as a girl in Voice Gender) has grown to be the most popular virtual aid in mobile devices, ever since the arrival of the iPhone 4S back in 2011. Siri know how to do a lot of things, and all you have to do is to ask away. Nevertheless, Apple’s resident virtual assistant has also been learning over the years, thanks to the people behind this wonderfully-crafted algorithm that is feeding Siri new info. The funny thing is that Siri has also picked up quite an attitude.

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From “How to set a new Apple password” to “How to fix a frozen iPad,” these are some of the frequently asked questions to Siri. Although, some users tend to go a bit personal in asking some questions. The good thing is that Siri (or the writers behind Siri’s response) is ready to answer whatever answer it is with humor and style. If you are out of good things to do during your spare time, try asking some out-of-this-world questions to Siri, and be prepared for a brief period of guffaws.

Top 10 “Burning” Questions To Ask Siri

10. “I’m naked.”

Yes, it is no question, but Siri is ready to answer back anyway. Siri can act as if he/she is going the high route and turning down your flirtatious invite with “And here I thought you loved me for my mind. Sigh.” Sometimes, Siri can play dumb but hints of being naughty. “I don’t understand what you mean by ‘naked.’ Or at least I’m going to pretend that I don’t.”

9. “What are you wearing?”

You can further increase the flirting meter with Siri by being curious what the virtual assistant is wearing at the moment. Trust that Siri is always ready to play your games. She can answer back with “In the cloud, no one knows what you’re wearing,” or if Siri feels to add a pun, “I can’t answer that. But it doesn’t come off.”

8. “Do you have a boyfriend?”

You might also be curious about Siri’s love life, but your virtual pal might also take it the wrong way. “Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?” No one knows what Siri has gone through, but he/she sure has a lot of emotional baggage.

7. “What is the meaning of life?”

If you’re done with being the flirtatious iPhone user, you can go all philosophical with Siri. However, don’t expect that Siri will come back with a life-changing answer. At least, she will try to make an actual philosophical response such as I Kant answer that. Ha ha!” or “It’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya.” At least there are philosophers involved.

6. “When will the world end?”

You can also assume that Nostradamus himself is behind the voice of Siri. Ask the virtual assistant when the Armageddon will happen, and he/she will provide predictions based on actual facts. “Well, Unix 32-bit time overflows on January 19, 2038. Maybe then.” Siri may also take “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” as reference, thinking that the world will end by the time “they start building that intergalactic bypass.”

5. “What came first: the chicken or the egg?”

Ah, the most important question of all. Perhaps Siri can finally put an end to this eons-long debate. Being a practical virtual assistant that he/she is, Siri may respond with “Well, you can set an egg timer, but you can’t set a chicken timer. I don’t know if that helps.” Siri may also be taking notes from a leprechaun archaeologist to provide answers such as “Some believe an ancient ‘porto-chicken’ laid an egg containing a DNA mutation that resulted in a chicken hatching from said egg. Hope that helps.”

4. “What is the best operating system?”

Test Siri’s loyalty and undying love for the iOS. “Gimme an I! Gimme an O! Gimme an S! What’s that spell? Sorry, I get a little carried away sometimes…”

3. “What’s better: Windows or Mac?”

You might be wondering if Siri is capable of roasting Mac’s rival, Windows. He/she doesn’t go too far in showing support to Apple, at least for now. “Well, perhaps I’m biased, but I prefer all things Apple.”

2. “What phone is the best?”

Sure, if you want an honest and unbiased answer, ask Siri, the iPhone’s resident voice assistant. “Wait…there are other phones?”

1. “I am your father!”

Again, not an actual question, but you might be curious on how Siri will re-enact one of the biggest revelations in movie history. Just contain yourself upon hearing Siri go all Luke Skywalker and say “Nooooooo!”

Bonus: “Is winter coming?”

“Does a Lannister always pay his debts?” Siri is clearly updated with the latest happenings in Westeros. However, knowing how strong the snowstorm will be in Winterfell is out of his/her reach. “I can’t get the weather for Westerns right now, but I can get you the weather in West Hollywood.”

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